The great dome of St. Peter’s Basilica, embellished with mosaic and stucco ornaments- The Vatican
I got so caught up with the new pope business that I forgot about the rest of the world.
You’re not too happy with the crowds, hm?
I’m not too happy with your existence.
I’ve heard nothing but Pope Francis all day.
Either way, congratulations, Italy. He seems like a well-mannered man.
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I BURN YOU ALIVE.
Catholics screaming: The most entertaining part of my day.
Go back to your Orthodox corner TODAY IS OUR DAY.
What part of “kindly get out of my sight” haven’t you understood.
That name makes him even more special, since he is the first pope to have chosen it!
Now kindly get out of my sight, you pathetic excuse.
Ah, but I did not disappear, I’ve just been really busy for the past month.
It is wonderful to hear that I’ve been missed, though! Grazie mille, and the same to you.
Argentinian Jorge Mario Bergoglio
CHOSEN NAME: POPE FRANCIS
AKA PAPA FRANCESCO
Ah! I have heard the good news that the Pope has been picked.
I think that I should travel to the Vatican soon, since I have not been there in ages.
You better come.